If Rock Stars Used a Thesaurus

For example, "Rock and Roll" by Led Zeppelin might have been rendered:

It has come to pass an extended era from the time when I swayed and revolved,

It has come to pass an extended era from the time when I performed the leisurely walk.

Ooh, allow me to obtain it in return, allow me to obtain it in return,

Allow me to obtain it in return, little one, where I approach from.

It has come to pass an extended era, come to pass an extended era,

Ensued an extended isolated, isolated, isolated, isolated, isolated occasion. Agreed it has.


This traduccione by Christopher Falvey. A few more mangled classics here.

I could see using this in writing classes to demonstrate what can go wrong with careless thesaurus use. Of course, it might have the result of discouraging use of one altogether. Why risk losing your cool?