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Two or three times during each of the next few seasons, I would hook trout that could have swallowed the ones I caught most of the time and still been hungry. And every time, they would thrash me soundly and leave me standing with my line limp and my stomach at my knees. I swore that if I landed one of these bruisers, I would have someone take a picture of me with the fish and submit it to the local paper where (I believed) it would surely make the sports section. That never happened, but the encounters I did have with the Swamp Things left me with a large mental portfolio of tragic portraits. Here are a few.
A long bend just above the run where I'd hooked my first Swamp Thing had been productive for smaller trout in the past, but with deep water on its outside edge, sheltered by overhanging alder limbs, it had big trout potential. Fishing early one evening as rainclouds were creeping in from the west, I tossed a silver Roostertail spinner to the upper edge of the bend and let it slide under the alders on the retrieve. A heavy fish slammed the lure, thrashed twice near the surface, then dived to the bottom of the hole. Soon I felt dead weight, and this time that's all it was. Hoping the trout was just bulldogging me, I yanked the rod from side to side a few times to provoke it to run again. Nothing happened. I stood there for several minutes, hoping that somehow the fish was still hooked. The onset of rain didn't budge me. Putting aside my fear of watersnakes, I even reached underwater and probed along the sunken alder branches and roots hoping to touch the fish and pull it out by the tail, if necessary. Eventually I had to face the facts. The fish had likely hung my lure up on a root or sunken limb and bolted. I cut my line and walked home in the rain.
Once I decided to skip some of the less productive water in the lower reaches of the Swamp branch and enter the stream at a gap in the brush upstream. I wanted to target the pool at a sharp bend just above this gap. I tried to step into the water stealthily, but my boots slid down the steep, muddy bank and plunged in like depth charges. Surely I'd spooked any fish that might be in the pool, I thought. But it was a good looking spot, so I pitched my nightcrawler in and hoped there was a fish there more hungry than cautious. On the first cast, a very large trout hit the worm. My rod flailed like a buggy whip as it circled the pool a couple times, then slipped off. Holding my bare hook, I remembered reading an article in which the writer mentioned that he sometimes hooked a large fish several times in quick succession before landing it. Could it happen here? I rebaited and cast again. About three drifts later, I got a solid pull on the line; it was unfortunately not solid enough. I quickly landed a fourteen inch brown. On any other occasion, I would have considered it a nice fish, and it was more than I deserved after my clumsy wading, but that night I only felt cheated.
That evening began well. In the first few holes above where the branches rejoined, fishing with nightcrawlers, I'd taken several browns of ten to thirteen inches. The pleasures of the evening didn't come entirely from the end of my line. The warm, humid air, infused with the scent of drying loam and honeysuckle, contrasted pleasantly with the cool flow along my legs. For me to this day, when the fishing is very good or promises to be, all the sensations of the river world become more vivid.
Eagerly, even greedily expecting more fish, I approached the deepest spot in the Swamp, a narrow channel about four feet deep in its center. I'm not sure if I had caught anything there before, but it seemed like exactly the sort of spot that would harbor a big trout. I flipped a nightcrawler to the head of the run with my Zebco spincaster and let it drift back to me, ticking the bottom every foot or so. Then the line stopped. I pulled back and felt only dead weight. Thinking I may have hooked a sunken log, I dropped the rod tip to let tension off the line, but before the line hit the water, that weight lurched toward the right bank, then slammed back to the left. After a few more of these ricochets, the fish turned toward me and charged downstream. I reeled frantically to take up the slack line, but once I had, the monster on the other end thrashed twice, then snapped my line.
To appreciate the feeling of losing an unexpectedly large fish, imagine that at the moment that fish broke free, all the oxygen in the atmosphere was sucked away, leaving you stunned and gasping, your balance wavering, your mind beginning to freeze. Unlike in the case of instantaneous oxygen depletion, your equilibrium returns, slowly, after the loss of a fish, yet a shadow will remain over the rest of the day.
I was crushed after this Swamp Thing ditched me. It was by far the largest trout I'd ever hooked in the creek. A once in a lifetime fish, I feared, the like of which I might never fight again. As it turns out, my fears were unfounded, though sometimes I would question whether that was fortunate.